jeff never sins and tiff never wins and noone and nothing could ever stray any way that could ever feel farther from the truth or the heart of the matter flattens fact under the burden of proof or the people that we used to fucking be,before we gave up on you and me,,,and i .... feel like just running away from home and changing my name and my mind and then continuing to search for something that i was just too blind to realize was already in my own front yard.
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Shall I Be Like Grandma?
this was a poem that has remained lost to me for the last 25 years or so. my great grandmother used to recite this poem to me when i was a little girl and over the years i have tried to recall it to the best of my ability but today i managed to find the missing verses ...(truelly i was surprised at how much i really did remember correctly..) but here it is in its entirety. its funny how when i read it i really can hear her in my ears as i read it .
Shall I be like Grandma when I am old ?
Shall I wear such a queer little bonnet ? —
No feathers, no posies, but just a plain fold
With a little white edging upon it ?
Shall I sit in an easy chair all the day long
With a great ball of wool and a stocking ?
Shall I think it quite dreadful for folks to do wrong,
And dirt and disorder so shocking ?
Shall I wear a white cap full of dear little bows.
And a row of white curls on my forehead ?
Shall I keep my face clean and take care of my clothes.
And never be snappish and horrid ?
Shall I think that the Bible's the nicest of books.
And remember the sermon on Sunday,
And not think how stupid the minister looks.
And wish it would only be Monday ?
Just wait till I tell you what Grandma once said —
I hop^ that you won't think me crazy,
It happened one day when they sent me to bed
For being ill-tempered and lazy.
She came and sat by me and patted my hand.
And told me, " There's no use in crying ;
*' It's by stumbling, my pet, that we learn to stand,
•• And we always grow better by trying."
«• Was anyone ever so wicked as me ? '*
I asked her between my sobbing, —
Then Grandma laughed just as hard as could be
And the white curls went merrily bobbing.
•• Was any one ever so naughty as you ?
" I'm sure that I know of one other."
•• Who was it ? " I asked. •• Oh, please tell me, do ! "*
She whispered, "Your own Grandmother."
Now isn't it strange ? But of course it is true ;
I can tell you just one thing about it —
She'd not tell a story, whatever she'd do,
And we'd only be silly to doubt it.
But of course I feel certain you never will tell.
For how perfectly dreadful 'twould be
To have people know, who all love her so well.
That Grandma was ever like me.*
Shall I be like Grandma when I am old ?
Shall I wear such a queer little bonnet ? —
No feathers, no posies, but just a plain fold
With a little white edging upon it ?
Shall I sit in an easy chair all the day long
With a great ball of wool and a stocking ?
Shall I think it quite dreadful for folks to do wrong,
And dirt and disorder so shocking ?
Shall I wear a white cap full of dear little bows.
And a row of white curls on my forehead ?
Shall I keep my face clean and take care of my clothes.
And never be snappish and horrid ?
Shall I think that the Bible's the nicest of books.
And remember the sermon on Sunday,
And not think how stupid the minister looks.
And wish it would only be Monday ?
Just wait till I tell you what Grandma once said —
I hop^ that you won't think me crazy,
It happened one day when they sent me to bed
For being ill-tempered and lazy.
She came and sat by me and patted my hand.
And told me, " There's no use in crying ;
*' It's by stumbling, my pet, that we learn to stand,
•• And we always grow better by trying."
«• Was anyone ever so wicked as me ? '*
I asked her between my sobbing, —
Then Grandma laughed just as hard as could be
And the white curls went merrily bobbing.
•• Was any one ever so naughty as you ?
" I'm sure that I know of one other."
•• Who was it ? " I asked. •• Oh, please tell me, do ! "*
She whispered, "Your own Grandmother."
Now isn't it strange ? But of course it is true ;
I can tell you just one thing about it —
She'd not tell a story, whatever she'd do,
And we'd only be silly to doubt it.
But of course I feel certain you never will tell.
For how perfectly dreadful 'twould be
To have people know, who all love her so well.
That Grandma was ever like me.*
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whats up ur pics are hella gorgeous, ur flawlessley hot no joke, are u from AZ?? im sure u get the beauty remark 20 times a day, srrry if so frwrd but was seein if u gave HEAD??? wanna meet uup soon and help me out with that.?? had to ask ur so dam cute.
(YES THE SAME JACK ASS MAILED ME AGAIN ,BUT SEVERAL MONTHS LATER...AS IF HE ACTUALLY HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD REAMED HIM ONCE BEFORE....JEEEZE...)
um.... it's like deja vu all over again.... o.O
i thought that your email seemed familiar... now just wondering .. DO YOU REALLY USE THAT AS YOUR OPENING LINE??? i mean really? really?wow.
not very imaginative. i will give you the benefit of the doubt as far as you may hve some kind of success rate running that one in person... one of my favorite pick up lines to this day (that did in fact work on me at the time ) is simple -" wow- nice rack
. wanna fuck?"
it was definitely in the delivery tho.
and this typing thing is totally without emotion so... idk maybe wanna rethink that one...
as fucking adorable as you look ... gotta go with .. still not impressed with your "emailing as a come on" skills....please believe me when i say i am sooo soo sorry about that.
i thought that your email seemed familiar... now just wondering .. DO YOU REALLY USE THAT AS YOUR OPENING LINE??? i mean really? really?wow.
not very imaginative. i will give you the benefit of the doubt as far as you may hve some kind of success rate running that one in person... one of my favorite pick up lines to this day (that did in fact work on me at the time ) is simple -" wow- nice rack. wanna fuck?"
it was definitely in the delivery tho.
and this typing thing is totally without emotion so... idk maybe wanna rethink that one...
as fucking adorable as you look ... gotta go with .. still not impressed with your "emailing as a come on" skills....please believe me when i say i am sooo soo sorry about that.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
how are yu?? ur profile pics are hella gorgeous, im sure u get that twenty times daily tho right??lol,, srry to be so frwrd quick ? 4 you, i was seeing if you gave head?? if so we could meeet up tonight, srry have to ask ur to fckn cute not to.
shad , i have to level with you bro, you have made one of the top 5 of all time worst first impressions on me with that stupid ,insulting and ill advised email you sent me earlier. idk what you weree trying to accomplish but if it was offending me and embarrassing yourself then you are fucking set@@ !!!
sorry
now at this point you are probly thinking what a fucking uptight bitch i am and fuck me anyways who the fuck am i anyhow and so what if im upset ....(or something like that, anyway) maybe? idk
i mean you said you arent trashy and thts pretty trashy , rite ?
any ways mostly i am letting you know all of this because mostly i am extremely disappointed. Just from your profile ( which i read before i read your email...btw) i got the impression of an upstanding , well-liked, very intellegent and approachable guy. i noticeed that alot of your friends are women which usually would mean that you are a good listener and that you are supportive and that you know how to be respectful. also i really respect the fact that you are someone who has the confidence to openly champion his faith ( you would be surprised at how many people who claim to be christians dont like to admit it like it isnt fucking "cool" or something anymore to have beliefs or morals or standards) . and all of these things were like way fucking cooler because although it almost always happens that the guy i just described (you know , mary poppins , practically perfect in every way..?lol)is almost painfully unfortunate looking , um, with you that is not the case. i may as well tell you that i think you are totally fucking adorable. i mean really amazingly surprisingly attractive and appealing and interesting and all of the stuff that doesnt go at all with the kind of guy who offhandedly compliments a woman as a seguay. like " excuse me - i just had to let you know that you are so beautiful and you have such a kind face ...u know - the kind id like to stick my cock in ..cause if ylu will cooperate i could give you a good skull fucking later on? hmmm? ok you let me know then, beautiful."
i mean ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ? I Mean seriously? in my reality that does not at any time pass for a compliment . honestly i dont really iknow why it feels important to me to make sure you know all of this or that i bring it to your attention, in reality i get idk how many random emails from guys with even more indelacate remarks to make and usually i just delete and block them with out thinking about it.
maybe this has nothing to do with anything except the delivery of a very sagacious piece of advice that you needed to be reminded of -DONT BE A BOOB.
and yes i have too much time on my hands - yes i am probly overreacting- but sometimes we forget the potential that we have to influence and affect the people we come into contact with even in passing .And had i not felt predisposed to like you it is likely that i would not have felt so indignant at your thoughtless off the cuff remark.
tiffany
ps and just to answer your initial query....not that this should give the impression that a late night tryst is in our future or anything ... but between you and me ( you totally called it right on - i have no gag reflex whatsoever. )lol
sorry
now at this point you are probly thinking what a fucking uptight bitch i am and fuck me anyways who the fuck am i anyhow and so what if im upset ....(or something like that, anyway) maybe? idk
i mean you said you arent trashy and thts pretty trashy , rite ?
any ways mostly i am letting you know all of this because mostly i am extremely disappointed. Just from your profile ( which i read before i read your email...btw) i got the impression of an upstanding , well-liked, very intellegent and approachable guy. i noticeed that alot of your friends are women which usually would mean that you are a good listener and that you are supportive and that you know how to be respectful. also i really respect the fact that you are someone who has the confidence to openly champion his faith ( you would be surprised at how many people who claim to be christians dont like to admit it like it isnt fucking "cool" or something anymore to have beliefs or morals or standards) . and all of these things were like way fucking cooler because although it almost always happens that the guy i just described (you know , mary poppins , practically perfect in every way..?lol)is almost painfully unfortunate looking , um, with you that is not the case. i may as well tell you that i think you are totally fucking adorable. i mean really amazingly surprisingly attractive and appealing and interesting and all of the stuff that doesnt go at all with the kind of guy who offhandedly compliments a woman as a seguay. like " excuse me - i just had to let you know that you are so beautiful and you have such a kind face ...u know - the kind id like to stick my cock in ..cause if ylu will cooperate i could give you a good skull fucking later on? hmmm? ok you let me know then, beautiful."
i mean ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ? I Mean seriously? in my reality that does not at any time pass for a compliment . honestly i dont really iknow why it feels important to me to make sure you know all of this or that i bring it to your attention, in reality i get idk how many random emails from guys with even more indelacate remarks to make and usually i just delete and block them with out thinking about it.
maybe this has nothing to do with anything except the delivery of a very sagacious piece of advice that you needed to be reminded of -DONT BE A BOOB.
and yes i have too much time on my hands - yes i am probly overreacting- but sometimes we forget the potential that we have to influence and affect the people we come into contact with even in passing .And had i not felt predisposed to like you it is likely that i would not have felt so indignant at your thoughtless off the cuff remark.
tiffany
ps and just to answer your initial query....not that this should give the impression that a late night tryst is in our future or anything ... but between you and me ( you totally called it right on - i have no gag reflex whatsoever. )lol
DUMBASS! this is not - i repeat NOT the way to pick up chicks on myspace or anywhere else for that matter. if you are drinking alone by your pool on a friday night LIE about it later....jesus ! at least T R Y to make it look good.... for cryin out loud i am totally stuck between feeling pity or contempt...you be the judge...lol
LMFAO ROTF DUMBASS!!!!
8/21/20109:50 AMJacob:hola friend……………………………………………………………………9:50 AM
tiffany:hiwas up?……………………………………………………………………9:50 AM
Jacob:Yea no mohawk anymoresorry to disappoint ……………………………………………………………………9:54 AM
tiffany:nono my FRIEND likes mohawks...lol i personally am indifferent to mohawks……………………………………………………………………9:54 AM
Jacob:ahh I see……………………………………………………………………9:55 AM
Jacob:I sure do like you name Bitchy McbitchThats pretty hardcore……………………………………………………………………9:57 AM
tiffany:TY . i like that you appreciate that……………………………………………………………………9:58 AM
Jacob:I appreciate alot of things most people dont……………………………………………………………………9:58 AM
tiffany:i totally get that……………………………………………………………………10:01 AM
Jacob:So since your too shy to ask, yes I'll be your myspace BFF……………………………………………………………………10:04 AM
tiffany:wait .... huh?lolparis hilton was taken or what?lol……………………………………………………………………10:06 AM
Jacob:Ha she would never talk to me……………………………………………………………………10:07 AM
tiffany:why not?mohawk?lool……………………………………………………………………10:07 AM
Jacob:Haha have you seen that woman, Im surprised your talking to me ……………………………………………………………………10:15 AM
Jacob:So Tiffany Smith.....Did you have fun last night?……………………………………………………………………10:15 AM
tiffany:as a matter of fact i totally did ... did you ?……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
Jacob:I bought a bottle of jewish wine and got drunk by my pool alonesad sad....I know……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
tiffany:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYfOXe5zLcthis is totally fucking awesome .……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
Jacob:I dont watch porn tiffany……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
tiffany:at least the first idk 1:30 secs of it arewhat are u talking about?i dont watch porn either……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
Jacob:Idk just trying to make you laughFailed joke……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
tiffany:if i have the urge to watch it i just make it instead lol……………………………………………………………………10:18 AM
Jacob:Dude your fucking badass……………………………………………………………………10:18 AM
tiffany:my kid loves this dumb band and i finally just listen to the song and had the urge to pass it on]..……………………………………………………………………10:20 AM
Jacob:and how are single with comments like that……………………………………………………………………10:20 AM
tiffany:is that radass or badass ? just want to be clear...im NOT single. ... lol ……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
Jacob:Didnt I send you a message……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
tiffany:yes that doesnt mean i am single all of a sudden jeeze……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
Jacob:Haha No i mean I wouldnt send a girl a message if she wasnt singleI don't do that shit……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
Tiffany:um clearly you would thoo.O……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
Jacob:Ha it must say single on your profileIt has too……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
tiffany:um no……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
Jacob:Wow guess I am an ass My bad……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
tiffany:wow you are just now coming to THAT party?……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
Jacob:I guess my old single eyes aren't as good as they once were……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
tiffany:lol jk you are fine no worries……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
Jacob:When you said your friend liked my hawk you meant your bf or husband I dont even know……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
tiffany:i dont usually ever answer emails from myspace wierdos lol no not my bf……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
Jacob:I've been called that before,,,I think Im fucking hilarious……………………………………………………………………10:25 AM
tiffany:my porn star boy toy we are just surfing the net on a sat morning..cartoons suck nowadays
so.....myspace……………………………………………………………………10:25 AM\
Jacob:I only like family guyIm actually girlfriend hunting……………………………………………………………………10:26 AM
tiffany:yah but it isnt now or ever gonna be in the sat morning lineup……………………………………………………………………10:26 AM
Jacob:Thats why you buy the season friend...or get netflix on your computer……………………………………………………………………10:27 AM
tiffany:boy toy says if floats flys or fucks in the long run it is much cheaper to rent
lol……………………………………………………………………10:27AM
Jacob:oh……………………………………………………………………10:27 AM
tiffany:you cant hunt pussy like its big game or something at least not if you plan on keeping it lol……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:No no not pussy……………………………………………………………………10:28 AMtiffany:you have to luck into that shit bro……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:Im tired of sleeping around……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:oh bummer……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:I triede with Tiffany……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:i m totally not……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:tried*……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:lol……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:I know I see your playing hard to get thats so not cool dude
anyways Im going to smoke than go to sleep, you two keep it PG 13……………………………………………………………………10:29 AM
tiffany:well in the iMmortal words of cobain i would rather be dead than cool/sooooo...sweet dreams bye good luck on your search for meaningful relationships on myspace mwah nice meeting you ! =-)
8/21/20109:50 AMJacob:hola friend……………………………………………………………………9:50 AM
tiffany:hiwas up?……………………………………………………………………9:50 AM
Jacob:Yea no mohawk anymoresorry to disappoint ……………………………………………………………………9:54 AM
tiffany:nono my FRIEND likes mohawks...lol i personally am indifferent to mohawks……………………………………………………………………9:54 AM
Jacob:ahh I see……………………………………………………………………9:55 AM
Jacob:I sure do like you name Bitchy McbitchThats pretty hardcore……………………………………………………………………9:57 AM
tiffany:TY . i like that you appreciate that……………………………………………………………………9:58 AM
Jacob:I appreciate alot of things most people dont……………………………………………………………………9:58 AM
tiffany:i totally get that……………………………………………………………………10:01 AM
Jacob:So since your too shy to ask, yes I'll be your myspace BFF……………………………………………………………………10:04 AM
tiffany:wait .... huh?lolparis hilton was taken or what?lol……………………………………………………………………10:06 AM
Jacob:Ha she would never talk to me……………………………………………………………………10:07 AM
tiffany:why not?mohawk?lool……………………………………………………………………10:07 AM
Jacob:Haha have you seen that woman, Im surprised your talking to me ……………………………………………………………………10:15 AM
Jacob:So Tiffany Smith.....Did you have fun last night?……………………………………………………………………10:15 AM
tiffany:as a matter of fact i totally did ... did you ?……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
Jacob:I bought a bottle of jewish wine and got drunk by my pool alonesad sad....I know……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
tiffany:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYfOXe5zLcthis is totally fucking awesome .……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
Jacob:I dont watch porn tiffany……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
tiffany:at least the first idk 1:30 secs of it arewhat are u talking about?i dont watch porn either……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
Jacob:Idk just trying to make you laughFailed joke……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
tiffany:if i have the urge to watch it i just make it instead lol……………………………………………………………………10:18 AM
Jacob:Dude your fucking badass……………………………………………………………………10:18 AM
tiffany:my kid loves this dumb band and i finally just listen to the song and had the urge to pass it on]..……………………………………………………………………10:20 AM
Jacob:and how are single with comments like that……………………………………………………………………10:20 AM
tiffany:is that radass or badass ? just want to be clear...im NOT single. ... lol ……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
Jacob:Didnt I send you a message……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
tiffany:yes that doesnt mean i am single all of a sudden jeeze……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
Jacob:Haha No i mean I wouldnt send a girl a message if she wasnt singleI don't do that shit……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
Tiffany:um clearly you would thoo.O……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
Jacob:Ha it must say single on your profileIt has too……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
tiffany:um no……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
Jacob:Wow guess I am an ass My bad……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
tiffany:wow you are just now coming to THAT party?……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
Jacob:I guess my old single eyes aren't as good as they once were……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
tiffany:lol jk you are fine no worries……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
Jacob:When you said your friend liked my hawk you meant your bf or husband I dont even know……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
tiffany:i dont usually ever answer emails from myspace wierdos lol no not my bf……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
Jacob:I've been called that before,,,I think Im fucking hilarious……………………………………………………………………10:25 AM
tiffany:my porn star boy toy we are just surfing the net on a sat morning..cartoons suck nowadays
so.....myspace……………………………………………………………………10:25 AM\
Jacob:I only like family guyIm actually girlfriend hunting……………………………………………………………………10:26 AM
tiffany:yah but it isnt now or ever gonna be in the sat morning lineup……………………………………………………………………10:26 AM
Jacob:Thats why you buy the season friend...or get netflix on your computer……………………………………………………………………10:27 AM
tiffany:boy toy says if floats flys or fucks in the long run it is much cheaper to rent
lol……………………………………………………………………10:27AM
Jacob:oh……………………………………………………………………10:27 AM
tiffany:you cant hunt pussy like its big game or something at least not if you plan on keeping it lol……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:No no not pussy……………………………………………………………………10:28 AMtiffany:you have to luck into that shit bro……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:Im tired of sleeping around……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:oh bummer……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:I triede with Tiffany……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:i m totally not……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:tried*……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:lol……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:I know I see your playing hard to get thats so not cool dude
anyways Im going to smoke than go to sleep, you two keep it PG 13……………………………………………………………………10:29 AM
tiffany:well in the iMmortal words of cobain i would rather be dead than cool/sooooo...sweet dreams bye good luck on your search for meaningful relationships on myspace mwah nice meeting you ! =-)
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