DUMBASS! this is not - i repeat NOT the way to pick up chicks on myspace or anywhere else for that matter. if you are drinking alone by your pool on a friday night LIE about it later....jesus ! at least T R Y to make it look good.... for cryin out loud i am totally stuck between feeling pity or contempt...you be the judge...lol

LMFAO ROTF  DUMBASS!!!!
8/21/20109:50 AMJacob:hola friend……………………………………………………………………9:50 AM
tiffany:hiwas up?……………………………………………………………………9:50 AM
Jacob:Yea no mohawk anymoresorry to disappoint ……………………………………………………………………9:54 AM
tiffany:nono my FRIEND likes mohawks...lol i personally am indifferent to mohawks……………………………………………………………………9:54 AM
Jacob:ahh I see……………………………………………………………………9:55 AM
Jacob:I sure do like you name Bitchy McbitchThats pretty hardcore……………………………………………………………………9:57 AM
tiffany:TY . i like that you appreciate that……………………………………………………………………9:58 AM
Jacob:I appreciate alot of things most people dont……………………………………………………………………9:58 AM
tiffany:i totally get that……………………………………………………………………10:01 AM
Jacob:So since your too shy to ask, yes I'll be your myspace BFF……………………………………………………………………10:04 AM
tiffany:wait .... huh?lolparis hilton was taken or what?lol……………………………………………………………………10:06 AM
Jacob:Ha she would never talk to me……………………………………………………………………10:07 AM
tiffany:why not?mohawk?lool……………………………………………………………………10:07 AM
Jacob:Haha have you seen that woman, Im surprised your talking to me ……………………………………………………………………10:15 AM
Jacob:So Tiffany Smith.....Did you have fun last night?……………………………………………………………………10:15 AM
tiffany:as a matter of fact i totally did ... did you ?……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
Jacob:I bought a bottle of jewish wine and got drunk by my pool alonesad sad....I know……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
tiffany:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYfOXe5zLcthis is totally fucking awesome .……………………………………………………………………10:16 AM
Jacob:I dont watch porn tiffany……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
tiffany:at least the first idk 1:30 secs of it arewhat are u talking about?i dont watch porn either……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
Jacob:Idk just trying to make you laughFailed joke……………………………………………………………………10:17 AM
tiffany:if i have the urge to watch it i just make it instead lol……………………………………………………………………10:18 AM
Jacob:Dude your fucking badass……………………………………………………………………10:18 AM
tiffany:my kid loves this dumb band and i finally just listen to the song and had the urge to pass it on]..……………………………………………………………………10:20 AM
Jacob:and how are single with comments like that……………………………………………………………………10:20 AM
tiffany:is that radass or badass ? just want to be clear...im NOT single. ... lol ……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
Jacob:Didnt I send you a message……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
tiffany:yes that doesnt mean i am single all of a sudden jeeze……………………………………………………………………10:21 AM
Jacob:Haha No i mean I wouldnt send a girl a message if she wasnt singleI don't do that shit……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
Tiffany:um clearly you would thoo.O……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
Jacob:Ha it must say single on your profileIt has too……………………………………………………………………10:22 AM
tiffany:um no……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
Jacob:Wow guess I am an ass My bad……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
tiffany:wow you are just now coming to THAT party?……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
Jacob:I guess my old single eyes aren't as good as they once were……………………………………………………………………10:23 AM
tiffany:lol jk you are fine no worries……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
Jacob:When you said your friend liked my hawk you meant your bf or husband I dont even know……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
tiffany:i dont usually ever answer emails from myspace wierdos lol no not my bf……………………………………………………………………10:24 AM
Jacob:I've been called that before,,,I think Im fucking hilarious……………………………………………………………………10:25 AM
tiffany:my porn star boy toy we are just surfing the net on a sat morning..cartoons suck nowadays
so.....myspace……………………………………………………………………10:25 AM\
Jacob:I only like family guyIm actually girlfriend hunting……………………………………………………………………10:26 AM
tiffany:yah but it isnt now or ever gonna be in the sat morning lineup……………………………………………………………………10:26 AM
Jacob:Thats why you buy the season friend...or get netflix on your computer……………………………………………………………………10:27 AM
tiffany:boy toy says if floats flys or fucks in the long run it is much cheaper to rent
lol……………………………………………………………………10:27AM
Jacob:oh……………………………………………………………………10:27 AM
tiffany:you cant hunt pussy like its big game or something at least not if you plan on keeping it lol……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:No no not pussy……………………………………………………………………10:28 AMtiffany:you have to luck into that shit bro……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:Im tired of sleeping around……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:oh bummer……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:I triede with Tiffany……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:i m totally not……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:tried*……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
tiffany:lol……………………………………………………………………10:28 AM
Jacob:I know I see your playing hard to get thats so not cool dude
anyways Im going to smoke than go to sleep, you two keep it PG 13……………………………………………………………………10:29 AM
tiffany:well in the iMmortal words of cobain i would rather be dead than cool/sooooo...sweet dreams bye good luck on your search for meaningful relationships on myspace    mwah   nice meeting you ! =-)